Six questions

Find your JUPR rating.

The Jasmine Universal Pickleball Rating. Loosely scientific, affectionately not DUPR. Six questions plus your tournament record.

1. 01

   A fast ball comes screaming at your face. Reflex?

   Smash it back at themSoft drop into the kitchenStep out of the way calmlyYell ‘yours!’ and hope for the best
2. 02

   Between-games snack of choice?

   Banana, the obvious answerWhatever Norman broughtNothing, fueled by oxygenA negotiated split of Daniel’s cinnabons
3. 03

   You win a clutch point. The reaction?

   Quiet nod, paddle tapLoud ‘LET’S GO’ across the courtFull-on chest bump with your partner‘That was lucky’, then secret smug face
4. 04

   Your dream partner brings?

   A surgical net gameVibes and a snack stashA running commentary on every rallyAnyone willing to play, honestly
5. 05

   Pre-game ritual?

   Full warm-up, dynamic stretches, the worksOne coffee and a hype playlistRoll up two minutes before serveStrategy huddle with your partner
6. 06

   Best part of Sunday?

   The competition. Bring on next time.Seeing the friendsHonestly, the snacks and the weatherThe bracket reveal opening at 10 AM